THE PARODY

The World's Worst All-in-One

Ghost Hunting Tool

"A PARODY DESIGNED AND BUILT FOR GHOST HUNTERS"

DISCOVER & RECORD PARANORMAL EVENTS

As Easy as Turning a Knob

THEN TRYING TO PUT IT BACK ON WITH FRUSTRATION

These logos are from reviewers that have never seen a real product.

All the Equipment You Want

In One Device...

Ghost Box

Choose which frequencies to listen to:

Staticy/StaticPlus/ThatHurtsMyEars. GhostArc records the

other frequencies and your voice with 'Reverse-a-mode'.

EVP Recorder

Use the high-sensitivity microphones

to start recording at 6Hz, apparently. We don't really know. But the factory says it is 'much audible by human ear.' So, it must be really good.

Sound Trap

Do you like our funny PacMan ghost icon? Funny right? That takes me back. Womp, womp, womp. Oh, this was supposed to be something about traps. Right. Umm. Just go watch Ghostbusters and you'll get it.

EMF Meter

Detect electromagnetic changes and

read values on the... blah blah blah. Hey, this icon looks like a kid playing Xbox. You see that now, right?

Temp & Pressure

Record temperature and pressure

changes using shielded sensors. Wait. "Yo, Antonio! Did we put shielding in this thing? - No?"

Okay, forget I mentioned shielding.

Data Analysis

Import to your PC data collected with GhostArk. Analyze it using our web application. Shoot. Please hold. "Antonio! did we do the PC app thingy? - No? Seriously?"

Okay, forget I mentioned that too.

Vision in the Dark

The flames make Ghost Ark easy to find in the dark. As soon as you turn your Ghost Arc on, an internal combustion system sparks our patented flame-vision setting. This feature doubles as hand warmers for cold climate investigating. Don't worry about the smoke and smell of burnt plastic. It's a feature.

Record your EVP at 6Hz

Oh, no. Not this again. Okay. So, as stated above, we're not really sure about the 6Hz or why 6Hz is the thing to do. But we got an email from the factory in china that says, "much audible by human ear." Ooh, I think we found a new tagline.

 

 

 

GhostArc

Much audible by human ear.

Triple Frequency Ghost Box

Because one or two frequencies, alone, is just silly talk we added a third. That's right, we're making serious strides in technology here, people. I mean, imagine having to carry THREE radios with you on an investigation and having them all run at the same time. That's ear-splittingly awesome, right?

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